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true facts

DID YOU KNOW THAT  1: during the last five minutes of an exam every student gains supernatural powers  2: E.T.C in a student's question paper means End Of Thinking Capacity  3: the longest 5 minutes is the last 5 minutes of a lecture and the shortest 5 minutes is the last 5 minutes of an exam  4: the only warning nigerians fear is LOW BATTERY  5: Aliko dangote is not in the top 100 list of 2017 billionaires  6: 80% of exams is based on one topic you didn't prepare for and one lecture you missed  7: in a group project in school one person does all the work while everyone takes the credit  8: everyone's wish is that they could forget all the bad times in their lives just like they forget everything they've studied seconds before an exam  9: when you drop your phone your heart hits the ground before your phone does  10: its been 70 years and TOM HAS BEEN UNABLE TO JERRY  11: when you first joined facebook you never thought this shit would be this addictive  12: when ur GF

A lasting solution for Lautech

LAUTECH crisis to end in three weeks - Sunday  May 21st 2017 - TRIBUNE . LASTING solution to the lingering crisis in Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, (LAUTECH) Ogbomoso, is to emerge in the next three weeks. . . This stance of the two owner state governments of Oyo and Osun is hinged on their resolve to abide by the recommendations of the audit firm mandated to audit the personnel and finances of the institution. .. The audit firm, which commenced work last week, is mandated to advance positions on how to better fund LAUTECH, reveal the income and expenditure of the institution over the year, when it submits its report in the next three weeks. .. Also within the next three weeks, the Dr Gbade Ojo led technical committee formed to review the report of Chief Wole Olanipekun led visitation panel to LAUTECH is expected to release its white paper. .. LAUTECH lecturers on the platform of Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) had recently begun offering skeletal services b

openheaven for today

OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL DATE: SATURDAY MAY 20TH 2017 THEME: HOW OFTEN DO YOU FAST?    Memorise: In weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness. 2 Corinthians 11:27 Read: Matthew 6:16-18 16:16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 16:17 But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face; 16:18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly. Message: One of my sons was travelling with me for the very first time sometime ago, and after we had been together for two days he asked me, “Daddy, why do you pray so much?” he said he observed that before we left the room, we prayed; when we got into the car, we prayed; on arrival at our destination, we praye