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DID YOU KNOW THAT
 1: during the last five minutes of an exam every student gains supernatural powers
 2: E.T.C in a student's question paper means End Of Thinking Capacity
 3: the longest 5 minutes is the last 5 minutes of a lecture and the shortest 5 minutes is the last 5 minutes of an exam
 4: the only warning nigerians fear is LOW BATTERY
 5: Aliko dangote is not in the top 100 list of 2017 billionaires
 6: 80% of exams is based on one topic you didn't prepare for and one lecture you missed
 7: in a group project in school one person does all the work while everyone takes the credit
 8: everyone's wish is that they could forget all the bad times in their lives just like they forget everything they've studied seconds before an exam
 9: when you drop your phone your heart hits the ground before your phone does
 10: its been 70 years and TOM HAS BEEN UNABLE TO JERRY
 11: when you first joined facebook you never thought this shit would be this addictive
 12: when ur GF Blocks u on fb it is called an electronic divorce

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